Folkin' Around

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally