tastefullyoffensive:

Overly Attached Pets

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theyellowbrickroad:

so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and

timelordwithawand:

eidolithos:

I had to

It is 12am here and I just woke all my siblings up because I laughed too hard 

yeah…

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

suicidegeeks:

Want to be this dog

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

benedct:

The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.