a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
Scientists have found a portal to a better world
will do anything for foood
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally