is it just me
or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
Over here in Britain we take Harry Potter very seriously.
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give a crap.
My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.
I bet whenever she sees it and is like “myeuh myeuh!” it’s just like “hey Darcy”.
I bet Darcy is worthy of myeuh myeuh
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
they are evolving and they know we cant stop them
watcha got there