buttgenie: i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
heathyr: I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously #we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium #we made hundreds of Mary Poppins’ battle Voldemort is it a little late to bring in the boston tea party because you guys took that pretty harsh
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
Friend: I miss my boyfriend
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess
Me: He calls me fan
Me: Sometimes fans like plural
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
how is it almost august im like 100% sure it was new years yesterday
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
my-rational-minds-insane: c0cainee: wtvryolo: -everysecond: distinctmemory: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omg what is this animal OMFG wtf HE STRAIGHT CURBSTOMPED THAT BLACK ONE. It’s called buttermilk! awww~
1612th: i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:
I WANT TO ACT IN MOVIES AND I WANT TO MAKE MOVIES AND I WANT TO WRITE MOVIES AND I WANT TO CAST MOVIES AND I WANT TO CATER MOVIES AND I WANT TO TOUCH MOVIES LET ME MOVIES
When you hear your favorite song at a party: