As soon as I get home from anywhere...
delongethomasmatthew: literally every boy ever is out of my league
sunlightandcitysounds: oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take. this is fucking great.
so many awkward moments on tumblr though
when you accidentally follow/unfollow someone hitting publish instead of answer privately following someone and then regretting it when you consider someone your close tumblr friend but they don’t fangirling over someone following you and then they unfollow a few days later
Okay guys, I'm getting off tumb--
laughingstation: via laughingstation!
When you read a great book, you don’t escape from life, you plunge deeper into...– Julian Barnes (via artistsdontwearpants)
hakuna my tatas
britishbakerboy: what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
The awkward moment when you're in the car and...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
donkeykongcountry2: “i dont care about looks” LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING
thesassylorax: everthorne: judas was creepy as fuck Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
When you get a birthday card with no money inside:
boywithoutbeard: i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Still a virgin.
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
That awkward moment when your friend copies...
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart