how to kiss
finalellipsis: conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill wait I thought kissing consisted of yelling into each...
WHEN I RUN ON THE TREADMILL
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polkadotcummerbund: so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out he’s roasting marshmallows
barackfuckingobama: zeldea: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
ifyoucarryonthisway: methroid: you can’t spell studying without dying or stud
having a computer but no internet is like having a bowl but no icecream
For when you decide you no longer want to be a...
kardashitans: “awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast
pityfiesta: overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb: a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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