May 2012
dragsuperstarkeithmoon:
getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
Love can wait. Hunger can't.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
thechildrensplace:
iwillmindfuckyou:
randomlinktime:
eencrawford:
a blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
omg
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm...
livelove-reblog:
theatomicboom:
this line always makes me laugh:
like, of course your dad didn’t strut harry
he pranced
