May 2013
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
thepacosanchezz:
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
theyellowbrickroad:
so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:
thatpsychowriter:
thetenthdoctah:
ophilinonoo:
dude can you imagine before the fall like two office angels hanging around the water cooler in the break room. “so what’s on your list of things to do toda- hurufhjgghh”
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING
In which every angel yells, “DADDAMNIT CAS, NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN—”
DADDAMNIT.
weight-a-second:
unnoticedbyall:
davidspookmour:
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer
we wouldn’t be singing
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
buttspectre:
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
the-walking-superwholock:
hipssway-lipslie:
obviously-bored:
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
its getting better with time
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
When my skinny friend says she's feeling fat
whatshouldwecallme:
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
jewbeard:
i tried to grab fog but i mist
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
