Name: Alex
About myself: I AM AWESOME!!!
June 3rd
9:24 PM
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wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

9:23 PM
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yaoi-yaoieverywhere:

gazzymouse:

aqueousescapist:

go-go-powdergangers:

cyntharia:

lookingforjess:

Because America






MY MOM BOUGHT THESE THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NAME
THE AMERICAN CREME
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
they were quite delicious though

omfg im canadian and i want these.



“In America we do what’s right- THE FIRETRUCK’S HERE FOR THE KITTY IN THE TREE! That’s the American waaaaaaaaay!”

yaoi-yaoieverywhere:

gazzymouse:

aqueousescapist:

go-go-powdergangers:

cyntharia:

lookingforjess:

Because America

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MY MOM BOUGHT THESE THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NAME

THE AMERICAN CREME

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

they were quite delicious though

omfg im canadian and i want these.

“In America we do what’s right- THE FIRETRUCK’S HERE FOR THE KITTY IN THE TREE! That’s the American waaaaaaaaay!”

9:22 PM
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peetathatsnightlock:

can we just 

peetathatsnightlock:

can we just 

h0odrich:

i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

June 2nd
7:34 PM
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