Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.